Wassssup peeps,

I was going to start by saying
that I hope you're enjoying the 

weekend. 

BUT...

 

Seeing as this email goes out to
about a 60,000 people, the odds
that all of them are having a
terrific day are very low.

I would say at least twelve
thousand four hundred and two
of you are just having the worst
day ever. The kind of day 

where,  when someone smiles at 

you, you  really want to punch 

them right in their stupid mouth.  

And to top it all off... now you're
getting an annoying email from
that marketer you used to like,
but enough already about that 

guy anyway.

Well, in any case.... Hello.  To 

all of you. (which includes you 

too )

So why such an "informal" 

email? 

 

Well - first of all I'm usually 

half dressed when I type these 

up so they are seldom anywhere 

near formal anyway. AND... 

since you already know I dont 

drink (usually) its not that I'm 

intoxicated.

The reason I'm writing this in 

more of my "natural voice" is 

because someone recently 

asked me why I send him so 

many emails trying to sell him 

stuffs?

My response was pretty funny 

and educational (and funny), at 

least I think so.

I asked him if he knew that I 

was an internet marketer and then 

I asked him "What do internet

marketers do?"

His response was "Yeah, they 

sell stuffs." (yeah with 2 s's)

I said "Uhmm YEAHHHHH."

(yeah with like 5 or 6 H's)

It's like... So why the hell do fish 

swim so much all the time?

Why do birds sing so gay and 

why do fools fall in love?

Why on earth do monkey's climb 

stuff all the time too? (and throw

their own poop around)

Which totally reminds me....  
SPeaking of monkey's and since

we're on the subject of selling stuff.

YOU NEED TO GO BUY THIS
The Monkey Marketing 

Mastermind product bundle from 

Simon and Jeremy is about to end.

By "END" - I mean that the 

launch is in its final hours and 

then the price is gonna get 

jacked up tomorrow like
there's no tomorrow.  (had to
read that twice)

Okay so look the moral of the
story in this email (about that dude
that  asked me why I email him
and sell him stuff)

Remember... 

 

Marketers run a marketing
business... the same type of
business that you yourself are
trying to run or maybe already
are. (kind of)

Learn from the campaigns of 

successful marketers. Study them 

and be responsible enough to 

BUY only what you need. 

Trust me when I say that you 

can definitely use and profit 

from everything I recommend 

BUT it's up to YOU to read my 

emails responsibly. Then if you 

end up buying too much just 

I hope you read this whole email

because you're pretty smart if 

you did.  Congrats! (and thanks)

Cool thing about it is that even
though I kinda just implied that 

those who didn't read to the 

bottom are kinda dumb.. they'll 

never know (cause they didn't 

read to the bottom.)

 

See how that works?

If I had 60,000 Buffalo nickels 

I'd bet you ALL that the dude 

who complained about my emails 

didn't read all the way to the 

bottom here either.