I went to get a haircut, you won't believe what happened to me. (true story)
Published: Mon, 07/21/14
Ohh the nerve of these two chicks!
My blood was boiling yesterday ,
Okay okay okay ...so here's what happened...
My blood was boiling yesterday ,
Okay okay okay ...so here's what happened...
I wanted to STRANGLE them.
It's just shear LAZINESS that caused this.
It's just shear LAZINESS that caused this.
I went to Hair Cuttery on Malabar road in
Palm Bay Fl to get my hair did.
I've been going there 7 years, not cause they
Palm Bay Fl to get my hair did.
I've been going there 7 years, not cause they
are super awesome but just cause they're like
super close to my house... like almost around
the corner kinda close.
I got there 10 minutes before closing time but
they had already locked the door.
Yeah. Lights are on - neon sign flickering
the words OPEN - OPEN - OPEN on the
door but... no dice, it's locked.
The 2 girls inside ignored me as I knocked.
I smiled, I waived, I said hello, I knocked
again. They were 3ft away on the other side
of the glass and just ignored me.
I'm glad I didn't have a brick handy.
The 2 girls inside ignored me as I knocked.
I smiled, I waived, I said hello, I knocked
again. They were 3ft away on the other side
of the glass and just ignored me.
I'm glad I didn't have a brick handy.
I didn't recognize either one of them but
thats nothing new that place has a higher
turn over rate than a door to door sales
operation.
I called from right outside and asked what
time they close and she said in a few
minutes. Meanwhile the door is locked and
they keep ignoring me.
"I'M STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE!!!"
time they close and she said in a few
minutes. Meanwhile the door is locked and
they keep ignoring me.
"I'M STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE!!!"
Hair Cuttery just lost a 7 year customer
because of the laziness of 2 bad employees.
I was sooooo upset.
because of the laziness of 2 bad employees.
I was sooooo upset.
Wooosaaa - Wooosaaa
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Ohh and yeah I'll be swinging by the Hair
Cuttery today and giving them chicks a
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In today's economy people should be
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My dad always taught me to be proud of
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