Never say ASS in an email. (Another long & skinny myth buster)
Published: Sat, 08/23/14
Hi ,
Hope you're having a happy Saturday!
Hope you're having a happy Saturday!
If you're not, well then screw it I hope
you at least have some alcohol handy
if not... well, damn... THAT SUCKS.
I'm not gonna blow any smoke up your
I'm not gonna blow any smoke up your
butt in this email. Yeah I said "butt"
because last time I said ass in an email
I got some old dude really pissed at
me and he tried to give me a lecture via
Facebook messenger.
As you know my wife Melinda and I
make an butt load of money online
by creating and selling information
products. Ebooks, Audios, Video
courses, that sort of thing.
Anything thaty can be digitally
Anything thaty can be digitally
streamed or downloaded makes for
an EXCELLENT business model.
Creating these products is pretty
Creating these products is pretty
easy and we now spend a lot of time
teaching other how to do this for
themselves.
"Okay Okay so why the long &
skinny Omar? Get to the point."
Well keep your panties on !
"Ughh The nerve, I don't even wear
panties!"
Chillax, here it comes...
Chillax, here it comes...
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of the big picture. If you thought
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You can make as many duck faces
and hissing noises as you want.
Your disbelief is only going to keep
holding you back from the big money.
If you are willing to work hard and
If you are willing to work hard and
follow these instructions then you
to can earn the type of money we
make and tell your boss to kiss your
ass. (I mean butt) Kiss your butt.
Put down your beer and go grab a
Put down your beer and go grab a
twenty dollar bill to slip into your
CD-Rom slot so you can get this
product before they shut IT down
on Tuesday.
Ohh YEAH - we've got a kick ass
bonus too. I MEAN BUTT.
Almost forgot.
Almost forgot.
See you in the bonus factory.
Omar Ski In The Place To Be
Yo.
P.S. - If you're actually trying to stuff
a twenty dollar bill in your CD Rom
slot then I don't want you as a subscriber.
P.P.S. - Seriously, that was a joke dude.
P.P.S. - Seriously, that was a joke dude.
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