This is why you should never bust out the word "ass" in an email.

Published: Sat, 12/20/14

Hi ,

Hope you're having a happy
Saturday! If you're not, well
then screw it I hope you at least
have some alcohol handy, if not...
well, damn... THAT SUCKS.

I'm not gonna blow any smoke
up your butt in this email. Yeah
I said "butt" because last time
I said ass in an email I got an

elderly gentleman very upset

and he tried to give me a lecture

via Facebook messenger.

(Emphasis on TRIED)

~~Ass~~ AS you know my wife
Melinda and I make a butt load
of money online by creating
and selling information products.
Ebooks, Audios, Video courses,
that sort of thing.

Anything that can be digitally

streamed or downloaded makes
for an EXCELLENT business
model. Creating these products
is pretty easy and we now spend
a lot of time teaching others
how to do this for themselves.

"Okay Okay so why the long &

skinny Omar? Get to the point."

Well keep your panties on !

"Ughh The nerve, I don't even wear

panties!"

Chillax, here it comes...

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If you are willing to work hard

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your boss to kiss your ass.

(I mean butt) Kiss your butt.

Put down your beer and go

grab a twenty dollar bill to slip

into your CD-Rom slot so you

can get this product before they

shut it down on tomorrow night.

Ohh YEAH - we've got a kick

ass bonus too. I MEAN BUTT.

(Almost forgot.)

See you in the bonus factory.

Regards from the North Pole...

Omar & Melinda Martin

(Actually from Palm Bay Florida

where it was a frigid 73 degrees

as I typed this email on my patio)

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